Return of the Boss: ‘Jalte Diye’ from Prem Ratan Dhan Paayo

Sooraj Barjatya is back and how! With Bhai in a double role and Sonam Kapoor playing his love interest aadarsh nari. Barjatya, however, has come back all badass like a boss and shit. Aadarsh nari sports cool sunglasses, wears *gasp* *cough* *cough* an LBD that is also *choking with the gasping* STRAPLESS!

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I cannot even breathe with all this badassery! Wallah! Feminist only! And our naari even gives our Bhai a polite pat on the bum. *Applause* GIFAmazing only! We have come so far from ‘jal pijiye’ ala Vivaah. *shudders*9So this song is supposed to be a romantic song between our hero and naari. At least that’s what the lyrics, the set, the mood convey.

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However, our Bhai clearly did not get the brief! He spends all two minutes of the video grimacing, looking pained, mildly stalkerish and basically Halloweening the bloody bejesus out of this song.13Even as he scrawls his amazingly popular Twitter posts like ‘Hey!’ on Sonam’s back with a feather that is like an unintended throwback to that torturous song from Yaadein that I had reviewed earlier here!
5The song has the naari twisting and writhing, in a very sanskari fashion of course, to *gasp* SEDUCE *double gasp* our Bhai! That too in an open garden! Naari even bites lower lip lightly and shuts the garden gate and then looks meaningfully at hero as a signal to get it on.
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Bhai meanwhile of course looks mildly horrified.12Well, not that I blame him. Ummm..Sonam..? Yea come on..Really?

The released video is of course an edited version so we do not find out whether he did indeed boom boom bang with her body yo *self-flagellating for even saying the words for a Barjatya film*. But by the closing shots of the video, it seems Bhai kept his virtues intact, safe, frozen, just like his facial expressions. 4aloknathaFeaturing:
Yaadein ki Yaad
Bhirgin Bhai
Naughty Naari
Badass Barjatya
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An LBD, folks! An LBD!

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