Yes, you read it right! It is indeed ‘Su su su’ in the name of the song! Don’t shake your head yet! This song, soulfully rendered by our very own Kumar Sanu and penned by Sameer, subtly touches upon the grave issue of lack of public toilets in the country. To add to this magic combination, there is the evergreen music set by Rajesh Roshan and Akshay Kumar’s charm which will leave you hair-aan!
Our hero is trying to chill with a Thumbs up and a bunch of nasty kids start cribbing about wanting to do susu. So that is how the stage is set for what comes next!
The song begins with of course the issue at hand:
‘Su su su aa gaya mein kya karu
Su su su aa gaya mein kya karu
Su su su aa gaya mein kya karu
Su su su aa gaya mein kya karu’
Why every one of those kids wants to pee at the same time and how they hold it in for 4 minutes 28 seconds is anybody’s guess!
And then begins the striptease. For every minute Akki strips 5 inches of cloth! And bares his incredibly sexy chest hair. For your eyes only!
The dance steps are of course very subtle as well.
And then, because more striptease is of course required, our little scumbags strip to their chaddis and shake some booty. Arre na na na exploitation thodi na hai. Just some fun and games. Sheesh! All you perverts!
And then a handstand from Khiladi Kumar. Because he be too cool yo!
Also, our man cringes at the sight of the nanga bachchas so he quickly pulls their pants up before anyone else sees.
He is toh very virtuous only.
Now for some exercises that encourage bowel movement and help make the fluid flow smoother.
Now that susu is ready to roll, enter random man dressed as a woman. In red.
And Akki is totally floored.
Arre hotness overload!
How can Akki stop himself! Seduction in front of little kids! Totally not inappropriate!
Now the bachchas are the sane ones. They bring back the issue at hand: lack of toilets and the need to pee:
‘Koi humko dekhe ga
Sharm to humko aayegi
Aankh milaenge kaise
Badnaami ho jaayegi’
Because of course, susu karne se toh you will barbaad karo your family honour no!
To which Akki replies:
‘Are khada hun mein danda leke’
Chee chee chee… vulgar people! THAT is not what he means! He just means that he will guard the area while they do their business! Uff! Dimag mein sirf kachda you have!
Finally, our man, exhausted and weary after all that drama, drags his half naked body across the premises to finally discover — voila! A ‘mootralaya’! (‘Urinal’, you angrez ke bachchon!)
He whistle podus and all the little bladder-bursting buggers rush in, along with the temptress in red, to finally let the river flow! Power to the pee-ple!
After everybody has barged into the ONE urinal in the area, our hero skips across in relief only to suddenly stop and listen to Nature’s call!
Red Lady refuses to let him enter. God only knows what she was doing to the little kids in that even littler urinal!
He runs around trying to find a place to let the beast out but no luck! People keep popping out of all available hubs — tree ke neeche, jhaadi ke peeche, random khopche. So finally our man does what he must do.
Pool full of pee. Like a boss.
Featuring:
Ritesh Deshmukh in a red-efining cameo
Pee-ce-full little kids
The answer to water shortage in east Delhi
Midget Himeshs waving caps around
and King Kong in a White Shirt
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