Now if Chaand Sitaare was where Krissh began, this is where he blossomed and multiplied! If Hrithik Roshan’s glorious career graph has a cornerstone it has to be Yaadein! And this song from Yaadein takes epicdom to new levels.
The best lyrics in the movie of course belong to Eli Re Eli with the most badass line in Hindi cinema in the 2000s:
But Jab Dil Miley wins hands down for the sheer superiority in every other aspect: whether dancing, or cinematography or costumes or supporting actors! With music by our favourite Anu Malik and lyrics by the legendary Anand Bakshi, this song carries a very important social message, which we shall come to later.
The song starts with Kareena from Asoka holding a feather for apna hero Ronit (Hrithik).
Right, right. Yaadein! The costumes confused me! Maaf karo! So yes, Isha (Kareena) from Yaadein prances around with a feather and gets a ‘video popup message’ (read, Flash video) (in 2000s, mind you!) with the song that they are going to change your life with within the next 5 minutes 92 seconds. Yes, I counted.
The sender obviously does not know how to write Hindi in English. So ‘Jab’ becomes ‘Jub’ and ‘Tab’ becomes
Our lady is in so in love she has had no time to even clean her room.
And she sings:
‘Jab dil mile mile mile dil mile
Tab gul khile khile khile gul khile’
Now because she is a nice, sweet girl who does not want you to not understand what she just said (in case some of you were making notes) she says it again:
‘Jab dil mile, tab gul khile
Jab gul khile, tab dil mile’
And again:
‘Mile mile mile mile dil mile
Khile khile khile khile gul khile’
Sigh! Whattay sweet kid.
Suddenly, CGI feather slips out of her hands and flutters across the fake studio camp and lands in … SURPRISE! Ronit’s hands!
Random Sardar dude in Hawaiian clothing (arre camp hai toh kapde toh vacation vale hi honge na! Silly peoples!) starts screaming and writhing in ecstasy.
Young love is blooming and how! The heaving bosoms and the searing gazes doth testify! Do not miss the random folks grooving behind the trees.
Yes, dear folks, this song is an anthem for randomness. And this is just the beginning! Go Team Ghai!
In case, the flash video, and Isha’s crooning were not enough for you to learn the lines, Ronit steps in to have a slice of the fun and remind you, and sings:
‘O jab dil mile mile mile dil mile
Tab gul khile khile khile gul khile’
And do not forget:
‘O jab dil mile, tab gul khile
Jab gul khile, tab dil mile’
No, no. Encore!
‘Mile mile mile mile dil mile
O jab dil dil dil dil dil mile’
Of course, Bollywood is a firm believer in playing instruments with ‘no strings attached’. Watch the guy on the left strumming away on an electric guitar without a jack or amp!
Why do ‘TAAR’ when you can ‘GUITAR’, ay? Sorry, bad one! 😛
And of course, Sardar dude is going ballistic with happiness! After all, yeh ‘pyar ka maamla hai’!
But hush. Now make way for epicness beyond belief.
So Shahrukh did a double in Duplicate
Big B did a triple in Mahaan.
Aamir Khan did six in Ghajini
Salman did seven in O Teri.
And Priyanka had a dozen in What’s Your Rashee!
But they ain’t got nothing on our dude! Look at him go!
And on.
And on.
Unstoppable force indeed!
And then voila, special effects ki bahar. Floating in the cosmos are our lovers!
This stuff can put Avatar to shame.
The ladies dancing behind Kareena are of course not Indians. I mean what shit parties do you peeps go to where there are only Indian chicks???
The song unfortunately does come to an end with random shots of the lovers in various stages of heat, raring to have a go at each other. But do not forget:
‘Mile mile mile mile dil mile
Jab dil dil dil dil dil mile’
Now kids, this is what happens when you have too much weed. Rave parties can be dangerous for your health and this is what Subhash Ghai uncle’s lesson for you today is. Mixing alcohol and drugs leads to:
a) Running after feathers
b) Seeing not just double, but multiple.
c) Imagining that you are floating on the sets of Samay in Mahabharata
d) Getting attracted to weird men who wear their pants at their chests.
Featuring:
Worst Speller Ever
Happy Singh
Jhaadi ke Peeche Naach
CGI Explosion
Hrithik in multiple roles
Best drunkard ever. At 04:50–04:55
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Firstly, THAT, Aldo mere bandhdhu, is not writhing! That is a fish in my chudz dance. Yes, chudz with a zee coz dats how we roll, also I’m tots jacked from the song. Also, not to defend HiRo (because I’m) bored, but dude, that is a shiny, shiny jumpsuit made of bedazzled toilet paper…why that you ask, because it amuses me.
This is a classic case of “Agaye Kuwaan and pichchay Ghai.” Also, what monster outs bird’s got a feather that size?
Can I put in a ‘Sans Aaaaa-yeee’ break down request please. Thanks for the funz!
What about KaKa (Kareena :P) dude! She is wrapped in bedsheets/curtains! Dafuq~ Also, I will do Saans only bcoz you tell me to. But a short version! 🙂 For your eyes only! 😀
Yes, lovely! Maybe we can work on that when u come over and we watch Expose.